Mixed Martial B0nes

UFC 109 Relentless came at us on February 6, 2010 and lived up to it’s name:  Relentlessly boring.  OK, maybe not all of it was boring.  Seeing Randy Couture vs. Mark Coleman was a good trip back to the olden times.  The Sonnen vs. Marquardt fight was definitely the fight of the night.  I guess you can’t have a really big fight card every time but it seems like these guys have been pulled out from the very back of the closet.  Let’s see some newer shinier “toys” mix it up next time.  I’m sure it will make shelling out the $50 for PPV easier.

No Wanna See You Undercard Fight:

* Heavyweight bout: Tim Hague vs. Chris Tuchscherer
Tuchscherer fooled the judges Hague via majority decision (29-28, 29-28, 28-28).

* Lightweight bout: Phillipe Nover vs. Rob Emerson
Emerson fooled the judges Nover via unanimous decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28).

Spike TV Too Cheap For PPV Fights:

* Lightweight bout: Melvin Guillard vs. Ronnys Torres
Guillard fooled the judges Torres via unanimous decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28).

* Lightweight bout: Mac Danzig vs. Justin Buchholz
Danzig fooled the judges Buchholz via unanimous decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28).

Main PPV and/or Drunk at the Pub Fights:

* Welterweight bout: Matt Serra vs. Frank Trigg
Serra put the hurt on Trigg via KO (punches) at 2:23 of round 1.

* Middleweight bout: Demian Maia vs. Dan Miller
Maia fooled the judges Miller via unanimous decision (30-27, 29-28, 29-28).

* Light Heavyweight bout: Brian Stann vs. Phil Davis
Davis fooled the judges Stann via unanimous decision. This fight aired on the PPV broadcast following the Maia vs. Miller bout.

* Welterweight bout: Mike Swick vs. Paulo Thiago
Thiago choked the fight out of Swick via submission (d’arce choke) at 1:54 of round 2.

* Middleweight bout: Nate Marquardt vs. Chael Sonnen
Sonnen fooled the judges Marquardt via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27).

* Light Heavyweight bout: Randy Couture vs. Mark Coleman
Couture choked the fight out of Coleman via submission (rear naked choke) at 1:09 of round 2.

* Heavyweight bout: Rolles Gracie vs. Joey Beltran
Beltran put the hurt on Gracie via TKO (punches) at 1:31 of round 2. This fight aired on the PPV broadcast following the Couture vs. Coleman main event bout.

Main Card

Welterweight Championship bout:  Carlos Condit vs.  Hiromitsu Miura
* Condit defeated Miura via TKO (strikes) at 4:43 of Round 4 to retain the WEC Welterweight Championship.

Light Heavyweight Championship bout:  Brian Stann vs.  Steve Cantwell
* Cantwell defeated Stann via TKO (punches) at 4:01 of Round 2 to become the new WEC Light Heavyweight Champion.

Lightweight Championship bout:  Jamie Varner vs.  Marcus Hicks
* Varner defeated Hicks via TKO (punches) at 2:08 of Round 1 to retain the WEC Lightweight Championship.

Bantamweight bout:  Brian Bowles vs.  Damacio Page
* Bowles defeated Page via submission (Guillotine Choke) at 3:30 of Round 1.

Undercard

Welterweight bout:  Brock Larson vs.  Carlo Prater
* Larson defeated Prater via TKO (Punches) at :37 of Round 1. Although preliminary, this bout was showed on the Versus broadcast after the bout between Hicks and Varner.

Welterweight bout:  Blas Avena vs.  Dave Terrel
* Avena defeated Terrel via TKO (Strikes) at 1:07 of the Round 1.

Featherweight bout:  Micah Miller vs.  Josh Grispi
* Grispi defeated Miller by TKO (Strikes) at 0:50 of Round 1. Although preliminary, this bout was showed on the Versus broadcast after the bout between Stann and Cantwell.

Lightweight bout:  Shane Roller vs.  Todd Moore
* Roller defeated Moore via submission (Guillotine Choke) at 3:00 of Round 1.

Lightweight bout:  Mike Budnik vs.  Greg McIntyre
* Budnik defeated McIntyre via submission (Triangle Choke) at 3:21 of Round 3.

Bantamweight Bout:  Scott Jorgensen vs.  Kenji Osawa
* Jorgensen defeated Osawa via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27).

Main Card

Light Heavyweight Championship bout: Doug Marshall vs. Brian Stann
* Stann defeated Marshall via KO (Punches) at 1:35 of round 1 to become the new WEC Light Heavyweight champion.

Middleweight bout: Chael Sonnen vs. Bryan Baker
* Sonnen defeated Baker via unanimous decision (30-26, 30-25, 30-25).

Lightweight bout: Marcus Hicks vs. Ed Ratcliff
* Hicks defeated Ratcliff via submission (Guillotine Choke) at 1:42 of round 1.

Light Heavyweight bout: Steve Cantwell vs. Tim McKenzie
* Cantwell defeated McKenzie via submission (Rear Naked Choke) at 2:13 of round 1.

Undercard

Welterweight bout: Hiromitsu Miura vs. Blas Avena
* Miura defeated Avena via TKO (Punches) at 2:35 of Round 1. This bout, although preliminary, was aired on the live broadcast.

Welterweight bout: Brock Larson vs. John Alessio
* Larson won via disqualification (Illegal Knee) at 1:50 of Round 1.

Lightweight bout: Richard Crunkilton vs. Sergio Gomez
* Crunkilton defeated Gomez via unanimous decision (30-26, 30-27, 29-28). This bout, although preliminary, was aired on the live broadcast.

Welterweight bout: Alex Serdyukov vs. Ryan Stonitsch
* Serdyukov defeated Stonitsch via submission (Triangle Choke) at 1:35 of Round 1.

Bantamweight bout: Chris Manuel vs. Kenji Osawa
* Manuel and Osawa fought to a split draw after three rounds. The judges scored the fight 29-28 (Osawa), 29-28 (Manuel) and 28-28.

Middleweight bout: Logan Clark vs. Scott Harper
* Clark defeated Scott Harper via TKO (Strikes) at 4:37 of round 1.