Mixed Martial B0nes

I have no idea why, but many of you are here because you want to know about the weird world of WWE or World Wrestling Entertainment.  Just yesterday, September 13, 2009 a major Pay Per View event a la UFC happened.  WWE:Breaking Point.  UFC81 was already named “Breaking Point” and oddly enough, featured a former WWE wrestler in Brock Lesnar.  I will see about adding coverage somehow to this site or maybe another so that all the WWE freaks can get their fill.  For now, here are the results of last night’s big event:

Untelevised Match:  Evan Bourne beat up Chavo Guerrero

Match 1:     Chris Jericho and The Big Show beat up Montel Vontavious Porter and Mark Henry
Tag Team match for the Unified WWE Tag Team Championship

Match 2:     Kofi Kingston beat up The Miz
Singles match for the WWE United States Championship

Match 3:     The Legacy (Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase) beat up D-Generation X (Triple H and Shawn Michaels)
Submissions Count Anywhere match

Match 4:     Kane beat up The Great Khali (with Ranjin Singh)
Singapore Cane match

Match 5:     Christian beat up William Regal
Singles match for the ECW Championship

Match 6:     John Cena beat up Randy Orton
“I Quit” match for the WWE Championship.
If anyone tried to help Orton with a spare chair etc…, he would have lost the title.

Match 7:     CM Punk beat up The Undertaker
Submission match for the World Heavyweight Championship