Mixed Martial B0nes

UFC 114 kicked us where it counts this Memorial Day Weekend on May 29, 2010.  We finally got to see BA Baracus aka Quintin Rampage Jackson take on Rashad Evans.  As much as a goofball as Rampage is, I kind of wanted him to beat the daylights out of Rashad who seemed all too smug during his stint as a coach on The Ultimate Fighter.  Unfortunately for BA, he might as well as been stuck up in a plane as that was as comfortable as his outing in the Octagon.  We’ll see if we ever get the two of these guys to fight again.  Dan Lauzon’s troubles did not stay within the family this time, even his family jewels took it on the “chin” when Efrain Escudero pounded him to a defeat.  Maybe he better kiss and make up with his brothers and take his training more seriously?  Amir Sadollah looks to become another in a long line of TUF show winners that consistently disappoint the more they fight.  Anyway, here are the results of this actually star packed event:
No Wanna See You (Not Even For FREE!) Card:

* Middleweight bout:  Jesse Forbes vs.  Ryan Jensen
Jensen choked the fight out of Forbes via submission (guillotine choke) at 1:06 of round 1.

* Lightweight bout:  Aaron Riley vs.  Joe Brammer
Riley fooled the judges and beat up Brammer via unanimous decision (30–27, 30–27, 30–27).

Spike TV Too Cheap For PPV Fights:

* Lightweight bout:  Efrain Escudero vs.  Dan Lauzon
Escudero fooled the judges and beat up Lauzon via unanimous decision (29–27, 29–27, 29–27). Escudero was deducted 1 point due to repeated kicks to the gonads… OUCH!

* Light Heavyweight bout:  Luiz Cane vs.  Cyrille Diabaté
Diabaté put the hurt on Cane via TKO (strikes) at 2:13 of round 1.

* Welterweight bout:  Amir Sadollah vs.  Dong Hyun Kim
Kim fooled the judges and beat up Sadollah via unanimous decision (30–27, 30–27, 30–27).

Main PPV and/or Drunk at the Pub Fights:

* Welterweight bout:  Diego Sanchez vs.  John Hathaway
Hathaway fooled the judges and beat up Sanchez via unanimous decision (30–27, 30–27, 30–26).

* Light Heavyweight bout:  Antônio Rogério Nogueira vs.  Jason Brilz
Nogueira fooled the judges and beat up Brilz via split decision (28–29, 29–28, 29–28).

* Heavyweight bout:  Todd Duffee vs.  Mike Russow
Russow layed the smack down on Duffee via KO (punch) at 2:35 in round 3.

* Lightweight bout:  Melvin Guillard vs.  Waylon Lowe
Guillard put the hurt on Lowe via TKO (strikes) at 3:28 of round 1.

* Middleweight bout:  Michael Bisping vs.  Dan Miller
Bisping fooled the judges and beat up Miller via unanimous decision (30–27, 30–27, 29–27).

* Light Heavyweight bout:  Quinton Jackson vs.  Rashad Evans
Evans fooled the judges and beat up Jackson via unanimous decision (29–28, 30–27, 30–27).