Mixed Martial B0nes

Under Card

* Lightweight fight: Marcus Aurelio vs. Evan Dunham

Dunham got the job done on Aurelio with a split decision (29-28, 28-29, 30-27).

* Middleweight fight: Nick Catone vs. Mark Muñoz

Muñoz beat up on Catone with a split decision (28-29, 30-27, 29-28).

* Heavyweight fight: Tim Hague vs. Todd Duffee

Duffee absolutely dominated Hague with a KO (punches) at 0:07 of round 1. Duffee sets a brand new record for the UFC’s fastest knockout beating the last record of 8 seconds held by Don Frye and James Irvin.[17]

* Heavyweight fight: Justin McCully vs. Mike Russow

Russow beat up McCully with a unanimous decision (29-28, 30-26, 30-27).

* Heavyweight fight: Gabriel Gonzaga vs. Chris Tuchscherer

Gonzaga effed up Tuchscherer with a TKO (punches) at 2:27 of round 1.

* Middleweight fight: Ed Herman vs. Aaron Simpson

Simpson wallopped Herman with a TKO (injury) at 0:17 of round 2.

Main card

* Light Heavyweight fight: Brandon Vera vs. Krzysztof Soszynski

Vera beat up on Soszynski with a unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27).

* Middleweight fight: Chris Leben vs. Jake Rosholt

Rosholt choked Leben till he passed out with a submission (arm triangle choke) at 1:20 of round 3.

* Middleweight fight: Nate Marquardt vs. Demian Maia

Marquardt destroyed Maia with a KO (punch) at 0:21 of round 1.

* Light Heavyweight fight: Keith Jardine vs. Thiago Silva

Silva layed the smack down on Jardine with a TKO (punches) at 1:35 of round 1.

* Heavyweight fight: Randy Couture vs. Antônio Rodrigo Nogueira

Nogueira outlasted Couture with a unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 29-28).

Look out fight fans.  I almost forgot about Chris Leben.  He’s been stewing in jail for about 8 months after getting popped for steriods but he will be back in action for UFC102.  Here he is back in the day and before the Octagon laying down some good old fashioned BJJ moves.

Leben was one of the wilder opponents on The Ultimate Fighter.  He set the standards, such as they are, for debauchery in the TUF house by peeing on Jason Thacker’s bed.  Jake Rosholt, Chris Leben’s opponent for UFC102 should watch out.  They do nothing but work out and beat each other up in prison.  Leben should be good and ready for this one.  So will we.

Under Card

Hardy defeated Gono via Split Decision.

Carwin defeated Wain by TKO (Punches) in round 1.

Bielkheden defeated Liaudin via Unanimous Decision.

Etim defeated Stout via Unanimous Decision.

Miller defeated Baron by Submission (Rear Naked Choke) in round 3.

Eklund defeated Schiavo via Submission (Rear Naked Choke) in round 3.

Main card

Bisping defeated Leben via Unanimous Decision.

Jardine defeated Vera via Split Decision.

Cane defeated Sokoudjou by TKO (Punches) in round 2.

Lytle defeated Taylor via Unanimous Decision.

Davis defeated Kelly by Submission (Guillotine Choke) in round 2.